wolvesatknightowl

wolvesatknightowl:

FUCK, TITTIES.

Since you’re here, guize the world is dying. That’s where grandma lives….

and plz don’t be a sheep who doesn’t believe in global warming because you know some mighty kong on the eleventy billionth floor on a thrown of dead polar bears is LYING TO US (lying to us) because he makes like world poison (WORLD POISON) and he sells it. And we buy it. And if, say, we were to stop buying it (punpunpun) he’d be disbarred, sentenced to the eighth circle of hades and oh, yeah, he’d have to LEASE (not buy) his next mercedes (lease guize). So duh he gunna lie, bribe, kill the furry deaTH BALLS WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!!?! His eyes aren’t really green u guize $_$ dont be fooled by ole money eyes. Tumblarians are better than that.

ACTUAL LEGIT QUOTAGE HERE:
“Sorry for the language, but one top scientist just warned that we are all “f*cked” if global warming releases gigantic amounts of methane gas from the arctic tundra. The UN knows this is one of several catastrophic climate threats we’re facing, and is bringing world leaders to New York for a major summit on this global emergency.

I can sincerely say this is the most important petition we’ve ever done.”

oafelia
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genderexpansion:

Trans Guys | Bind Kinder 

The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous. 

Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones. 

Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest. 

Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at point5ccclothing@gmail.com and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping.