Since you’re here, guize the world is dying. That’s where grandma lives….
and plz don’t be a sheep who doesn’t believe in global warming because you know some mighty kong on the eleventy billionth floor on a thrown of dead polar bears is LYING TO US (lying to us) because he makes like world poison (WORLD POISON) and he sells it. And we buy it. And if, say, we were to stop buying it (punpunpun) he’d be disbarred, sentenced to the eighth circle of hades and oh, yeah, he’d have to LEASE (not buy) his next mercedes (lease guize). So duh he gunna lie, bribe, kill the furry deaTH BALLS WITH HIS BEAR HANDS!!?! His eyes aren’t really green u guize $_$ dont be fooled by ole money eyes. Tumblarians are better than that.
ACTUAL LEGIT QUOTAGE HERE:
“Sorry for the language, but one top scientist just warned that we are all “f*cked” if global warming releases gigantic amounts of methane gas from the arctic tundra. The UN knows this is one of several catastrophic climate threats we’re facing, and is bringing world leaders to New York for a major summit on this global emergency.
I can sincerely say this is the most important petition we’ve ever done.”